Imagine for a moment that you’re back on the old school yard again, or the back yard at Grandpa’s house, or maybe it was your elementary school boyfriend who first posited this strange request with an extended index finger innocuously offering itself to you and a sly grin on his face. Your better senses warn against complying, but the mystery of the situation inevitably overwhelms your caution, so you take the digit into your hand and give it a firm yank! Magically, this has an effect on the person’s body in a place that bears no logical relation to the one presented to you, and you instantly realize what you have just released into the world. Though normally offensive, you can’t help but be amused by the result.
This blog is my release, so to speak. These thoughts, my Brain FARTS (Fabulously Articulated Rational Thought Soliloquies), keep building up inside my head and the only way to relieve the pressure is to discharge them into the world. Some of them will be highly offensive and others will be amusing (hopefully). Some will be deep and philosophical and others will be sardonic and satirical. There really is no telling what will come out next, but the goal is to keep it interesting and spark some (civil) conversations.
“What are you, some kinda wise guy?”
I’d like to think so, but I’ll leave that up to you to decide for yourself. I currently work as an RN traveling around the country in my RV. You can check out my other blog, Annal Retention, if you want to keep up with me and my shenanigans. I am a Christian, not because my mind was warped by soothsayers, but because my careful consideration of all that I see around me leaves no other reasonable alternative, and I believe that anyone who is truly objective about what the universe shows us would be compelled to draw the same conclusion. Fear not, I will lay it all out for you.
The world is nuttier than a squirrel turd with Jif on top and this is my attempt to add a dose of sanity and levity. I hope you find something here that makes you think or challenges you in some way. If not, then I have surely failed you, and I’m sorry. If on the other hand you’re either inspired or triggered by anything I say I’d love to hear from you. If you have anything particularly interesting to say I might invite you to join me on my podcast to discuss it. But be warned, you’re going to be stepping into the intellectual super-heavyweight division, so train appropriately. See you in the ring!